Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Molly's Favorite Films of the 2010s

Look, it’s the Decade in Review no one asked for!  You’re welcome!

Method:  I opened up IMDB and did a search for the top 150 movies of each decade (sorted by popularity) and picked out my absolute favorites from each list.  Some years were bountiful, others ... not so much.  I then chose my top choice (and in some cases, a runner-up).

Result:  There’s always the temptation, when making a list like this, to skew the list so I don’t come across looking shallow or narrow-minded or any other negative you can think of.  I made an effort to not fall into that trap this time around.  The movies on this list are movies that I liked for reasons I don’t think I need to defend (though I will, if called upon to do so).

So without further ado ...

Molly’s Favorite Films of the 2010s

2009


Star Trek, solely because nothing else -- NOTHING else -- in IMDB’s top 150 were things I’d want to watch again.  Hell, of the ones I saw, most were things I regretted watching once.  2009 was a shit year.
  1. Star Trek
  2. Coco before Chanel
Initial thoughts: (r-really?  That's it?  I mean, this year was a Really Bad Year for me, but ... really?)

2010


How to Train your Dragon because it made me cry like ... every time I watched it.  I also really liked the animation, and how Astrid was portrayed.
  1. How to Train Your Dragon
  2. The Fighter
  3. Machete

2011


Attack the Block! was my first introduction to John Boyega, and it surprised me from start to finish.  Wasn’t expecting a good social commentary film to blend so seamlessly with a good monster horror movie without pissing me off several ways from Sunday, but this one pulled it off.
  1. Attack the Block
  2. Midnight in Paris
Initial thoughts: (This year had a LOT of really awful movies)

2012


Moonrise Kingdom looked like it was going to be amazing, but the icing on the cake for me was when we walked out of the theatre and David, who had dragged his feet about going to see it, looked at me, all confused, and said, “I really liked that movie.  Why’d I really like that movie?”  Because it was gorgeously crafted, dear.  That’s why.  (Honorable mention to Argo, which brought my master’s thesis to life one year after my defense.  Bless.)
  1. Moonrise Kingdom
  2. Argo
  3. 21 Jump Street
  4. Avengers
  5. Wreck-it Ralph
Initial thoughts: (This year had a LOT of really good movies)

2013


Frozen wins because wow did I obsess over it for a good long while, but it didn’t have any real competition.  What the hell happened, 2013?  Did we think the 2012 apocalypse was coming so we didn’t plan any real bangers for 2013?
  1. Frozen
  2. White House Down?
Initial thoughts: (Fucking YIKES)

2014


The Grand Budapest Hotel beat out the rest solely because I was homesick for the world and characters as soon as the film ended, in a way I usually don’t feel after a movie, especially not one that moves as slowly as this one did.  The others on this list are all very special to me in their own ways, though.  Damn good year (which we needed after the clusterfuck that was 2013, jeez).
  1. The Grand Budapest Hotel
  2. What We Do in the Shadows
  3. John Wick
  4. Edge of Tomorrow
Initial thoughts: (Wow, 2014 kind'a owned)

2015


I saw Mad Max: Fury Road with David as a wedding anniversary gift, because he loves the Mad Max franchise.  Funny story about how I loved it more than he did and haven’t yet shut up about it.  (Also, it should be noted that 2015 ended with me discovering Star Wars and I haven’t shut up about that, yet, either.  I ain’t even sorry.)
  1. Mad Max: Fury Road
  2. The Martian
  3. Hardcore Henry
Initial thoughts: (Honorary mention: Star Wars 4, 5, and 7)  (Also 2015 was a violent movie year.)

2016


Moana made me cry straight through it on a day I really needed a good 2-hour cry, and it’s only gotten better with repeat watchings.  Damn good movie.  Honorable mention to Hail, Caesar! because I had something of a religious experience watching it, and still haven’t figured out why.
  1. Moana
  2. Hail, Caesar!
  3. Star Trek Beyond
Initial thoughts: (Did I even see any films in 2016?)

2017


Logan Lucky probably would have topped this list on its own merits, but the fact that I got to sit in the theatre and watch it with my parents (both West Virginians) made it all the better.  I love this movie, so very much.
  1. Logan Lucky
  2. Get Out
  3. Thor: Ragnarok
  4. The Lego Batman Movie
Initial thoughts: (There were a lot of good movies this year that just ... didn't make this list for Reasons)

2018


Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse edged out Won’t You Be my Neighbor by a spider’s silk, solely because I’m an animation nerd and this film was a masterclass in what can be done with animation and music.  And it just gets better with each rewatching! (Contrast that with Won’t You Be my Neighbor, which costs half a box of tissues every time I watch it.  Amazing documentary, but ... :sniff:)
  1. Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse
  2. Won't You Be my Neighbor?
  3. Blackkklansman
  4. Searching
  5. Sorry to Bother You
Initial thoughts: (This year had either GREAT or TERRIBLE films. Little in between)
Edit:  Added Searching, because that movie was TIGHT.  If you're a parent, be prepared to want to hug your kids after you finish watching it.  Like, a lot.

2019


No competition here. Parasite is not only the best film I saw in 2019, I think it’s actually the best film I’ve seen in the decade.  Seamlessly written, acted, directed, edited, and scored, if it doesn’t win an Oscar for best EVERYTHING then the Oscars are even more useless than I’d originally thought (and I’ve always held that they’re pretty f’ing useless).  My love of Downton Abbey confuses me because I’ve never watched the series and generally don’t like that kind of film, but I ... loved it?  It made me cry?  And laugh?  And I’d 100% watch it again?  Proof you can make a good movie out of anything.
  1. Parasite
  2. Downton Abbey (why?)
  3. Rocketman?
Initial thoughts: (Wow.  This year was not great for film?)


And then, because even more no one asked for it, my ranking of the top films from each year against each other would be:
  1. Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)
  2. Parasite (2019)
  3. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
  4. Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
  5. Logan Lucky (2017)
  6. Moana (2016)
  7. Attack the Block (2011)
  8. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
  9. Frozen (2013)
  10. How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
  11. Star Trek (2009)
(And for the curious, my Favorite Films of All Time list remains:
  1. Aliens
  2. The Full Monty
  3. The Princess Bride
  4. Willow
  5. Jurassic Park
  6. Moonstruck
  7. The Matrix
  8. V for Vendetta
 
There aren't 10 of these.  Deal with it.  Maybe something from this decade'll make the list ... eventually.)

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Anime Rating System

I am undertaking to organize a list of all the anime series I've watched since getting sucked into this hobby in Spring 2002. Each series I've watched will have its own individual entry and will be organized here, once I figure out how Blogger works. Here I have organized my ratings systems, including definitions of terms. Each term will be a linked tag in the individual entries.

Comments and discussions are welcome, as well as anime recommendations.



MEYDAY Rating:
What I thought of it (sometimes with Mr. Quickly's input included)

- God Level: The kind of series I'd watch again and again and recommend to anyone who holds still long enough to listen.
- Rewatchable: The kind of series I'd totally sit through a second or third time.
- Good Once: I watched it and enjoyed it but wouldn't want to sit through the whole thing all over again.
- Bad End: The series was great up to the last ep or few eps, and then it pissed on the rug.
- Poor-Completed: I watched it all the way through, but it was pretty weak from start to finish.
- Poor-Dropped: I watched at least five episodes and just didn't have the interest in continuing.
- Awful-Completed: I suffered through the entire thing and for the most part, hated every minute of it.
- Awful-Dropped: I suffered through at least five episodes of this thing, and then I was completely done.
- Previewed: I watched one episode and never went back, for better or for worse.



Sexual Rating:
How sexually explicit is this series?

- E for Everyone: (Sex-E) Puritan Approved. No fanservice, nudity, or sexually suggestive situations.
- T for Teen: (Sex-T) Mild Fanservice. Panty-shots, boob-bouncing, guys whose shirts like to unbutton themselves. Not the main focus of the series.
- M for Mature: (Sex-M) Hardcore Fanservice just shy of porn, with sex quite possibly being one of the main focuses of the series.
- X for Xcellent?: (Sex-X) Pornography. Y'know. The stuff where they actually show the sex scenes.



Violence Rating:
How violent is this series?

- E for Everyone: (Vio-E) Harmony, harmony, oh love. The biggest conflicts you'll see will be sibling quarrels and lovers' spats.
- T for Teen: (Vio-T) Tame. Fist-fights after school, sports-related fight-scenes, non-graphic battles with off-screen/non-graphic death.
- M for Mature: (Vio-M) Satsugai, Satsugai se-oh. Graphic depictions of death/torture/violence/suffering.



Genres:
- Action: A series which focuses on stories where people run around/drive around/fly around really fast. Sometimes things blow up.
- Children's: Series made for children. Think Sesame Street here, folks.
- Comedy: A series written with the intention of making you laugh.
- Drama: Series that are serious without being horror- or action-oriented. Serious-business self-reflection, usually very plot-heavy.
- Horror: Series written with the intention of frightening wimps like me.
- Porn: Uhh … porn. Sex happens on screen instead of in your dirty little mind.



Settings
- Current: Set in or around the time in which the series was produced (so bad 80s styling is okay if it came out in the 80s).
- Future: Set far enough in the future to be more technologically advanced than iPhones and RealDolls.
- Historical: Set far enough in the past that anime didn't exist yet.



Themes
- Baww: This series contains something that will do its best to make you cry like a little kid.
- Boys-Love: This series contains some element of romantic affection, implied or explicit, between two male characters.
- Ecchi: This series contains elements pervy in nature - panty-shots, bared male chests, high-school level dirty jokes.
- Fantasy: This series takes place in a fantastical setting in which fantastical things happen.
- Girls-Love: This series contains some element of romantic affection, implied or explicit, between two female characters.
- Incest: This series contains some element of romantic affection, implied or explicit, between family members,
- Loli: This series contains themes enhanced by a female character being or appearing to be under the age of 16.
- Magical Girl: This series has one or more characters who undergo a magical transformation as part of the plot.
- Mecha: This series has giant robots in it which may or may not be piloted by people.
- Otaku: This series addresses the lifestyle and issues of otaku in Japan and around the world.
- Sci-Fi: This series contains elements of science fiction such as aliens, robotic implants, space ships, life on other planets, etc.
- Slice-of-Life: This series focuses on the simple things in life that occur in the absence of or despite magic, science fiction, alliance, and the supernatural.
- Social Underbelly: This series contains elements of organized crime, under-the-table dealings, and other illegal in-the-shadows themes.
- Sports: This series contains themes heavily tied to some form of sport.
- Steampunk: This series contains elements which combine futuristic technological capabilities with the historical design of steam-powered machinery.
- Supernatural: This series contains elements of magic, spiritualism, and fantasy in a normal, earth-bound setting.



Character Ages
- Adult: The main character or majority of characters are older than traditional college-age.
- College: The main character or majority of characters are aged 18-24 and not necessarily attending college.
- Elementary: The main character or majority of characters are children, ages ranging anywhere from infancy to 11 years old.
- High School: The main character or majority of characters are high school/junior high school age (12-17).



Target Audience
Note: Who did the company intend to sell this series to - NOT who I think should or shouldn't watch it

- Shoujo: Junior high/High school girls.
- Jyosei: Women older than high school.
- Shounen: Junior high/High school boys.
- Seinen: Men older than high school.
- Mixed male: Aimed at seinen and shounen audiences alike.
- Mixed female: Aimed at shoujo a jyosei audiences alike.
- Mixed adult: Aimed at seinen and jyousei audiences alike.
- Mixed youth: Aimed at shoujo and shounen audiences alike.



I'll add things if I come across 3 or more series which need a label that isn't listed here. Let me know what you think if you stumble upon this page and have an opinion! :D